Thought it was time for an update-Prepare for Rant

Hello again, everyone uh..I know it's been awhile, but I've been dealing with some serious issues. The 'rents are... I don't even know what's going on there, but it's taking it's toll. My aunt is staying with us and she's one of the most annoying people I've ever had the misfortune to know. She's loud, intrusive, and so self-centered I'm surprised she doesn't think the Sun revolves around her. She never shuts up, and just WON'T quit whining about how much her life sucks. She's pissed at her 'fiancee' because he wants to wait to get married- btw they don't even live on the same continent- and she's freaking out even though they've only been engaged for a couple of months, and his mom's sick and I would like nothing more than to snap and point out that some people are engaged for years before they actually marry, but she'll just flip out on me and I don't feel like dealing with her. She's horrible, and since she's an idiot who doesn't know how to drive a fracking motorcycle she's partially disabled - can't use her hand- and she's unemployed and she's having my parents paying HER harley payments so we have absolutely NO money, which, ya know, we kinda need JUST a liiiittle bit. If I wasn't so used to BS like this- my mother and I are like human Tom and Jerry- I would have gone absolutely out of my mind by this point. And for some gods-be-damned reason, I've been selected as the 'fave' niece- yay!- so she feels the need to bitch to me constantly when my mother is otherwise unavailable(read: AT WORK) and I have to pretend that I care at least a smidgen. She talks in this absolutely repulsive raspy voice, clunks around in her clean-floor-scuffing combat boots,(guess who hand-scrubs the floors clean when she gets bored?) spills shit on the floor and leaves it, and sheds like a fucking cat all over the bathroom. Her hair is extremely long, and she fancies walking about in her UNDER.WEAR. she's 46 and I'm contemplating self-blinding because it's that or losing whatever meal I'd just eaten. I'm going to end up on that show 'Snapped', just you wait. she's driving me up the wall and I think I'm starting to develop a nervouse twitch. I'm as serious as the plague- everytime she walks in the house (OH and she smokes in her room- hello lung cancer) I feel like doing that head-to-shoulder twitch. OH and my six year-old sister fancies cussing me out, physically assaulting me, and throwing things at me. my mother's reactions? half-assed attempts at saying 'no, don't do that'. F.M.F.L.